Beauty and Gaston- 2

 

3rd June 2013

Dear Diary,

Nana Kwesi. Again. Aaaaaargh!

He just gets on my last nerves. Can you believe that he is dating Naa Atwsei? She chose that idiot over Phil- kind-hearted Phil, GENEROUS Phil, handsome Phil. 

If I didn’t already have my eyes set on Alvin, I would have snatched him up just to spite her. How could she be so stupid? It is so obvious who the better man was, yet she chose that arrogant prick. 

Remember how dramatic he got when he had to apologize? Well, that was nothing compared to what he did when Naa introduced him to us. I think that he is living in a fantasy land where he thinks that he is Count or something: the guy literally bowed and kissed the hand of every girl sitting at the table- well, almost every girl- I wouldn’t allow him to place his disgusting lips on my pretty hand.

I tried to open Naa’s eyes to the repercussions of the choice that she had made, but she wouldn’t hear any of it, making the ridiculous claim that I am jealous that she got out of the single pool before I found my next boy toy. Unfortunately, she has made her bed so she must lie on it. I am patiently looking forward to the fun days ahead.

Mum thinks that Dad is having an affair with his secretary. She calls me every day just to go on and on about it. She talks endlessly about how much her heart has been broken and how she is planning to leave him. I don’t know who gave her that idea, because she wouldn’t believe Dad when he said that he wouldn’t dare do such a thing to our family. 

A.A. moved out of the house because she doesn’t ‘need any more drama in her life’ Trust my sister to make every situation about her. She claims that she is perching at her bestie’s crib, but I know that she is busy chopping love in Tema. Lucky, lucky girl.

My love for Alvin grows stronger and stronger by the day, and I can’t wait to have his large and strong arms around me. I noticed that he has a tat on his neck today. I could feel goosebumps all over my body. He is the best bad boy any girl could ever hope for.

So I gotta go dress up for this surprise party that my roommate has organized for her boyfriend. I hope to get drunk and have so much fun tonight. 

Till later

Toodles.